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While growing up, we were told that when you lose a tooth, you should throw it on the roof of the house so that a stronger and better tooth will grow. But thinking about it now… that tradition is funny sha 😂 What about the people whose teeth di...

Genuine question. I want numbers and reasoning, not just vibes. Imagine your current job pays well but makes you miserable. Sunday evenings feel like a slow dread. You live for weekends. You have forgotten why you chose this career. Now imagine an ...

No affairs. No secret conversations. Nothing suspicious — just normal boring messages from normal boring people. I put the phone down and I felt two things simultaneously: relief and absolute shame. I went through their phone because of a feeli...

His name is David. He is a mechanic in Surulere. He fixes cars all day, comes home smelling like engine oil, and laughs too loudly at his own jokes. My parents took one look at him and delivered their verdict: "That man is beneath you." I have a Ma...

Genuinely want a debate on this. On one hand: access to information has never been greater. A person in a rural area in Nigeria with a smartphone has access to the same knowledge as someone at Oxford. That is extraordinary. On the other hand: we se...

We worship the destination and mock the road. Tell Nigerians you are struggling to build something — they pity you or give unsolicited advice. Tell them you succeeded — they love you, celebrate you, want to be associated with you. But no one cl...

The month I quit, three people in my family stopped speaking to me. My father called it irresponsibility. My older sister said I was wasting a "good position." A colleague told me I would be back in six months with my tail between my legs. I had b...

On Sundays I am in the front row. I lead the prayer team. People call me a spiritual role model. Monday through Saturday I am a completely different person. Drinking, lying, sleeping with someone I know I should not be sleeping with. Making decisi...

Every Sunday call, she would ask. Every visit, there would be hints about "settling down." Every family gathering, aunties with their knowing looks. So I made one up. His name was Dayo. He worked in banking. He was "very serious" but "we were t...

I am 34. I have built a career I love. I have habits, a lifestyle, opinions. I know who I am. Every relationship I have been in recently, the man eventually wants me to be... less. Less ambitious, less vocal, less busy, less myself. And I keep ...

Friendships ending is one of the most confusing grief experiences I know — because unlike romantic relationships, there is rarely a clear moment. No breakup conversation. No defined ending. Just a slow cooling. And then you realise: you have not spo...

I have failed fifteen job interviews. I kept a list — dates, companies, the exact feedback they gave. "Not the right culture fit." "We went with a stronger candidate." The rejection always stung. Interview number sixteen was at a startup in Victoria...

The cruel irony of burnout is that the symptom and the supposed cure are in direct conflict. You are burned out. You need to rest. But resting makes you feel like you are losing ground, being outpaced, failing the ambition you built your identity ...

I was 29 when a therapist asked me: "What do you enjoy? Not what are you good at — what do you enjoy?" I could not answer. I sat there for what felt like a very long time. I could list my achievements. I could list my responsibilities. I could lis...

Omo this one thing broke me like crazy

My mother cried when I ended that engagement. Not because she thought he was a good man — she had always been quiet about him, which was her way of screaming. She cried because she was afraid for me. Thirty-one and unmarried in Nigeria is its own kin...

Three months ago I finished a report that took me two weeks. My line manager was on leave. I handed it to a senior colleague to pass along. He presented it as a collaborative effort — "we worked on this together" — in front of the MD. The MD prais...

At my peak, I was sending ₦150,000 home every month. Rent for my mother. School fees for two younger siblings. Upkeep for a cousin who was "in between jobs" for three years. I was in my late twenties, just promoted, finally earning well. And every...

Joint account people: it's a marriage, not a business partnership. Keeping separate money creates a hidden exit door and undermines the full commitment. Separate account people: financial independence within marriage is not a lack of trust — it is...

I was with Kunle for three years. Three years of Sundays at his mother's house, of splitting suya on third mainland bridge, of believing I had found the one. I found out on a Tuesday. His phone buzzed while he was in the shower and I glanced at it...

Serious question. Hear me out. The average Nigerian graduate earns ₦80,000–₦150,000/month in a formal job. Rent in Lagos alone can eat 50-70% of that. NEPA, transport, food, data — by the 15th you are calculating. Meanwhile I see people running...

There was a season in my life when I was overwhelmed with my own ambitions. I was building, chasing, planning, trying to prove myself. In the middle of all that, a close friend was quietly struggling. They would call sometimes, not to ask for anythin...

I've been working in tech for 5 years now, and I'm feeling completely burned out. I used to love what I do, but lately, I dread Monday mornings. Has anyone else experienced this? How did you handle it? Did you switch careers, take a break, or find...

I am grateful for something that money cannot buy and success cannot replace: a family that genuinely wishes me the best. Life is not always easy. There are days when I feel tired, confused, or uncertain about the future. There are moments when my...

The office photos were a co-working space I paid ₦5,000 per day for. The "team meeting" picture had three friends I bribed with suya. The revenue screenshots were edited in Canva. I was broke. The business had stalled. But on Instagram I was thriv...

What are the chances of be in a broken relationship

I ask because I genuinely do not know the answer anymore. We broke up seven months ago. On paper everything is fine — I moved on, I go out, I laugh, I even went on a few dates. But at 2am when everywhere is quiet, I still miss him. Not the relatio...

He died in November. I flew home. I did everything that needed to be done — arrangements, family coordination, receiving visitors, catering, the church service. At the burial I smiled and accepted condolences and said the right things and held my ...

Six months ago, my colleagues thought I had lost my mind. I was pulling N800,000 a month as a senior account manager at a fintech company in Lagos. I had the suit, the corner office, the title on my LinkedIn. And I walked away from all of it to sell ...

I just want to know if couples can stay honest and truthful to each other without any form of pretense Common Causes of Work Stress Excessive workload and tight deadlines Lack of control over work decisions Unclear job expectations Job insecur...

Let him cheat. Let him flirt. Let him walk away. Let him throw away everything you built together. You cannot compete with a man who already decided you are optional. Stop exhausting yourself trying to prove your worth to someone who calculated ...

Nobody knew because I was still showing up. I was still going to work, still hitting deadlines, still laughing at the right moments. From the outside I was fine — better than fine, actually. People around me said I seemed focused. Inside I was ...

What are the things to do in a relationship to make it fun

Everyone told me I would regret it. That blood is blood. That family, no matter how imperfect, is irreplaceable. I cut off six people in one year: my father, two aunties, a brother, and two cousins. Not dramatically. No confrontation. I just quiet...

Not absent. Not imperfect. Not occasionally difficult. I mean a parent who has been a consistent source of harm — emotional, psychological, sometimes physical. A parent whose presence in your life makes you measurably worse. The Nigerian position ...

In 2021 I had a good job, a small savings, and a very large ego about what I understood about business. A friend pitched me a cold storage distribution play. The numbers looked beautiful on paper. I put in ₦2.3 million. My entire savings plus a lo...

Everyone thinks I have the perfect life. I landed my dream job at a top company, I travel the world, and my social media looks amazing. But the truth is, I'm miserable. I hate the pressure, the constant performance reviews, the fake smiles. I feel l...

Dear Nigeria, Your young people are tired of waiting. We are tired of being told that our time will come when we have spent years watching opportunities pass us by. We are tired of hearing, “Be patient,” when patience has become the language of...

Her: please don't stop...I want to please you, I want every bit and every inch of you, I want to feel your warm breath on my skin, I want you to from pleasure You: Hearing this just makes me want to explore her body in every satisfying way I can im...

Morning dear, I’m a corps member serving in Port-Harcourt, working in one of the big high-rise buildings. There’s this find guy who works for another company on the third floor we’ve been stealing glasses at each other for weeks one day during lunch ...